# Hur många hundar behövs för att... (eng)
Author: Cerrolyn

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?  
  
1\. **Golden Retriever:** The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?  
2\. **Border Collie:** Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.  
3\. **Dachshund:** You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! 4. **Rottweiler:** Make me.  
5\. **Boxer:** Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.  
6\. **Flatcoated Retriever:** Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze,  
please, please, please!  
7\. **German Shepherd:** I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.  
8\. **Jack Russell Terrier:** I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.  
9\. **Old English Sheep Dog:** Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!  
10\. **Cocker Spaniel:** Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.  
11\. **Chihuahua :** Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."  
12\. **Greyhound:** It isn't moving. Who cares?  
13\. **Australian Shepherd:** First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...  
14\. **Poodle:** I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

## Comment 1
Author: AnneN

Hahaha den var bra =) Kan du inte lägga in den på blandrashundar också?